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Cost Demotivational Poster


DOCTOR WHO IS BATMAN - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman costume dr doctor who
Rating: 3.48/5

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Talisman - September 3, 2011, 11:38 am, #223886
Oh my god, that's freaking epic!


GARYO'S HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: garyo martini costume bond
Rating: 4.81/5

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Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:45 pm, #242639
It's a muttini!
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 9:08 pm, #240149
How the heck did I miss this?! For the olive soaked in gin I could become a vegetarian…makes me drool. Woof! But Bond? Naw, I couldn’t pull off the Bond act…too much slobbering….’Bond, Shamejz Bond’… Fav/5
spacedog - October 11, 2012, 9:49 pm, #239901
Ha! Not every dog can pull off the "cone of shame" with such class. 5L


GO AHEAD -


TAGS: abbott and costello
Rating: 4.87/5

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Sean - April 11, 2014, 10:39 am, #254200
Say what?! Oh, wait, he's on second isn't he?
IllicoPresto - April 7, 2014, 11:51 pm, #254151
Wonderful!
crankyhead - January 5, 2011, 10:13 pm, #209242
beautiful


HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP -


TAGS: banana costume
Rating: 4.63/5

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5150monkeylove - October 25, 2011, 4:19 am, #225316
IIIIIITTTSSSSSSSS...........PEEEEEEEEEEAAAAANUUUTTT BUUUUUTTTEEEEERRRRR JELLYYYY TIME!


CHOICES -




THIS IS WHY - Dogs bite people!




SOMETIMES - I like to lay down on the corner of the kicthen and pretend i'm the carrot


TAGS: carrot costume funny
Rating: 2.7/5

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Verdeckt - September 30, 2011, 1:48 am, #224655
You can beat an egg but you can't beta carotene.


DOG WARS - "Vader puppy, very comical, your costume is. Me laugh, you make. Yeesssssss."




COSTUME KIDS -




JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: prince harry nazi costume jerk jerks
Rating: 2.49/5

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Derek - August 17, 2009, 6:23 pm, #109161
We must have freedom of expression! Oh but your're not allowed do that! Not even at a dress up party.
Qbashi - May 14, 2008, 2:52 am, #3515
Well... some stupid prick with just one idea.
Reza - May 13, 2008, 6:53 pm, #3473
WHO THE f*** IS DOING THESE STUPID a** POSTERS!!!


DO YOU WANT ONE? -


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am, #237331
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am, #237330
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm, #237310
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am, #237295
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"


RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!


TAGS: november challenge star wars wait until you see how much an interstellar hammer costs
Rating: 3.59/5

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Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:48 pm, #137832
5L's. i've seen this pic used a few times before but not as funny as this one ^_^. in agreement with 'moo' that 'aesop's folly' should STFU
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:13 pm, #135395
If you can make a better motifake from a poster that someone wasted... it's a must re-do! And LD hit this one outta the galaxy!!!
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:23 pm, #135352
The pic was used before but goddawfully so. So give 'em 'ell, LD.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:06 pm, #135348
If this was already posted - meaning the picture, because the text is ALL MINE - I'd like the poster number...I would like to see how someone else used it! As for the pic, I Googled "Star Wars" and this was one of many that came up...rest are in fodder!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:24 pm, #135332
If you are asking me P. It's cuz Logicdude is the man, and this aesop guy is a douche....otherwise, carry on.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 4:21 pm, #135329
Why are you attacking this guy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:18 pm, #135326
STFU please.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:05 pm, #135319
stop reposting plz


HEY CUBBYBEAR - I found your next Halloween costume.




SERIAL KILLERS -


TAGS: bear boy hallowwen costume not impressed
Rating: 3.44/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:16 pm, #167561
well atleast we know y heath's joker flipped out in the dark knight


COSPLAY - NOT always a bad idea


TAGS: samus cosplay costume video game metroid
Rating: 2.76/5

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MetaShadow - November 30, 2010, 5:16 pm, #204845
this chick also does many more amazing cosplay. she has a deviant art account.
iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 17, 2009, 7:36 am, #87708
Don't care what anyone says...that is an awesome costume.
Töm - December 17, 2008, 2:31 am, #44909
Samus has way bigger ***bs, if you go by the bre*** plate on the vrala suit. maybe the suit also increases bust size as well as protect form fire.
english--and proud - November 23, 2008, 7:09 am, #38920
looks like a refugee from some future "dallas" series..
Phage - November 23, 2008, 6:07 am, #38913
Proof that not all women are hopeless.
Can I Have One? - July 14, 2008, 9:56 pm, #9467
Asian Samus...
O_O; - May 12, 2008, 1:14 am, #3331
My friends, I am in love.


EVEN SUPER HEROES - Start young and learn from their mistakes.




COUNT THE COST - Never begin a task unless all resources are on hand.


TAGS: cost
Rating: 4.77/5

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maoworks2 - June 10, 2012, 8:00 am, #236107
That's Funny, Good Poster For The Office.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:39 pm, #236092
Been there, done that. 5L


KIDS PLAYING DRESS-UP... -


TAGS: terrorists bombbelt costume
Rating: 4.87/5

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forseti - May 17, 2011, 3:53 am, #218647
You didn't get anything I guess...
JohhnyMac - May 16, 2011, 10:27 pm, #218642
Someone should LET him play with matches..him & ALL of his little friends....
MPsniper - May 16, 2011, 5:08 pm, #218629
thanks 8-)
Reality Lord - May 16, 2011, 1:30 pm, #218621

...OUCH
Faceplant31 - May 16, 2011, 12:35 pm, #218620
Now thats f_cking funny
forseti - May 16, 2011, 3:22 am, #218615
ROFL!


TEMPTATION -


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl ***y fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

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dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm, #224969
WOW WHAT A TOUGH CHOICE BOTH ARE WORTH 5 TRIES
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm, #160868
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm, #127662
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm, #124368
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm, #115366
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm, #115345
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm, #115342
Girl on the left... DIBS!


BREAKING THE ICE - Best celebrated with fancy costumes and a drink when achieved.


TAGS: qc awkward zone breaking the ice fancy suit costume drink alcohol
Rating: 3.36/5

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Kamai - November 2, 2009, 8:47 pm, #133544
it's indeed from QC, I found the pic in the merchandise section. apparently they sell it on printed Tshirts and that kind of stuff
tehsupercheez - November 2, 2009, 8:45 pm, #133543
looks like Steve and Marten from questionable content
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:39 pm, #133444
Learnt this at a Halloween party


STUNT DOUBLES - Even in the animal kingdom, They get Mexicans to do their dirty work. *No minorities were hurt in this Motifake.


TAGS: zebra costume lion attack
Rating: 4.2/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 7:01 am, #199071
Wow. That's awesome, but the Mexican reference is confusing; I don't see the (censored comment).
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 7:58 pm, #164155
Fred? Are you here?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 7:45 pm, #164150
Hi fred! Are you logged on to motifake?
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:41 pm, #164148
Are you ( in your own pathetic way ) picking on a MOD because you WANT to get banned?
fred - March 12, 2010, 7:38 pm, #164145
Thank you Rerun! Related: I heard from a cheetah expert the other day, they don't think Cheetahs need hunting training.
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 9:26 pm, #154453
Random.....FTW!!!
MrRandom - January 25, 2010, 9:19 pm, #154452
You see, when a creature loves another creature very much......
rerun - January 25, 2010, 9:19 pm, #154451

in real life a wildlife rescue team is teaching these cubs how to hunt. They will eventually be released back into the wild and need to learn to fend for themselves
fred - January 25, 2010, 9:15 pm, #154450
WTF is happening here?


HALLOWEEN -




DEEP THOUGHTS -




Trick or treat -


TAGS: skeleton grin costume back backwards
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:46 pm, #250683
"Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more"
Zetmonk - October 28, 2013, 3:14 pm, #250667
This would be trick then, and the other way around a treat...


THE BOAT -


TAGS: boat costs humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - July 13, 2013, 11:52 pm, #247729

I do love the water, though...just in somebody else's boat~~ Thanks, Gary~
GaryO - July 13, 2013, 11:49 pm, #247728
amen


Halloween -


TAGS: dog peanut b***er costume gary
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 28, 2013, 7:06 pm, #250691
HA! Not gonna go there.
GaryO - October 28, 2013, 6:53 pm, #250689
On a serious note, my bud’s bird dog’s last days were spent in the cone of shame, but….he managed to get at himself anyway. That was one amazing quadruped.
GaryO - October 28, 2013, 6:51 pm, #250688
Heh, gimmee a spoon and a jar of PB, and my pup and I are good for the afternoon.
spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:42 pm, #250682
Glad you like it Gary. Jarhead is always better than the cone of shame.
GaryO - October 27, 2013, 9:05 pm, #250649
J-a-a-a-r D-o-o-o-g! Terror of d-a-a-a-r-r-r-kness…..beware of things that go bonk and wumoomf in the night. 5/F


Why Zombies Hate Hallowe'en -


TAGS: halloween zombies costumes idiots
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:23 pm, #250434
Alrighty...check it out as soon as I can...thanks!
MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:22 pm, #250433
Thanks for the vote. Kinda bummed cuz the local Zombie walk this year has been cancelled. Too bad it was so much fun.
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:29 pm, #250426
MissPriss I made a little card for you couple weeks ago in the forum moticaption has returned, page 3 :)
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:20 pm, #250424
Haha, that's great! 5L


HALLOWEEN COSTUME WIN - Of course he is still going to shit in a corner to spite you.




WISHES -




I WISH -


TAGS: furry halloween costume
Rating: 2.21/5
NeoChimps - April 20, 2009, 2:23 pm, #74250
Infurrior Beeings - shave them /b/old


HISTORY IS A COSTLY TEACHER -




I went -


TAGS: costco shopping
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 25, 2014, 9:42 pm, #256343
scimper


Paparazzi -




Ca-razy! -




DUCK AND COVER -


TAGS: useless bulletproof vests schools liberals costly
Rating: 5/5

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premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:22 pm, #255373
In reality, radiation is the killer that keeps on giving even if you’re not blown up or crushed by debris. Besides, it was a generic comment as nothing is black & white.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm, #255372
In August of 1953 they tested their 1st hydrogen bomb. Joe-4—400 kilotons: at 6 miles, with an airbust, you would still have a problem with radiation—50% probability of 3rd degree burns.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm, #255371
In the early 50s, that would be true, EmilioDumphque. The Russians tested Joe-3 (Their 3rd bomb) in October of 195341.2 kilotons.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2014, 10:47 pm, #255358
Duck and Cover was only useless if the Ruskies targeted your school! MY school would have been six miles from the likely ground zero, and D&C might have had a profound effect on survival.
premiumgrade - June 18, 2014, 9:50 pm, #255356
Thank you, GaryO. I sit and stay pretty well. She Who Must Be Obeyed has trained me well.
GaryO - June 18, 2014, 9:23 pm, #255354
welcome back, sir. Sit. Stay.


Cabbage patch kids -


TAGS: vintage halloween costume
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 12:42 pm, #253439
It's obviou5 this is an early ph**o of a very prudish Eve in the Garden of Eden.
MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 12:58 pm, #253433
No, she's walking over to the community club to help make the cabbage rolls for the 5L fund raiser...I hope.


menus -


TAGS: dinner cost expensive wife husband
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2014, 3:42 am, #254761
Company dinner once; lots of menus, but no prices. Glad the boss was paying the bill.
Airman - May 12, 2014, 11:39 pm, #254760
ever been in a restaurant that gives you the menu with prices, but your date's menu has no prices? Expensive


The Look -


TAGS: hats man costume determines
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 31, 2013, 10:25 pm, #251820
Thanks mao...hope you had a nice Christmas.
maoworks2 - December 14, 2013, 10:47 am, #251540
Good One MissPriss Merry Christmas.


Hallowe'en Night -




Spider-man -




if you're an adult -


TAGS: halloween dress up children costumes lewis black
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 15, 2013, 3:47 pm, #250429
Ha! He put Moo+ put a smile at the end of that. See how so polite ;-)
curlyrocks - October 14, 2013, 3:15 pm, #250412
Lewis Black was my favorite comedian until I found Doug Stanhope who is ruder and cruder. We love jerks up here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 1:39 pm, #250411
Not all Canadians are polite and friendly...ja****s. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 14, 2013, 1:31 pm, #250408
How do Canadians view Lewis Black? Canadians are polite and friendly, and Lewis Black is.... well, Lewis Black, lol.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:14 pm, #250402
Is it my fault if I'm an adult stuck inside a 5L child's brain? Take that Lewis.


PARRICIDE -




COST IMPACT -


TAGS: cost impact
Rating: 4.73/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 12:16 am, #220906
Oh how cruel society is in our time! If only all of the votes were 5L's
BloodyBaroness - September 22, 2010, 2:49 pm, #195018
Tears, I cried full on tears of joy. 5 roaring lions!
ICEMAN - September 21, 2010, 11:54 pm, #194968
Had to hang in there for the last line but finally gets a 5. Nice one Face.
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 7:20 pm, #194942

this...is godlike. 5millionl's


iBoot -




The Price of Romance -




BACON? - "Fine Dining" doesn't stand a chance in hell




JOKE -




HAUNTING -


TAGS: ghosts ghouls an goblins we dont need no stinking costumes
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:04 pm, #132783
Thanks guys, I was trying to do justice to this awesome ph**o.
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 4:46 pm, #132341
Excellent...now give me my candy back!
LogicDude - October 30, 2009, 4:17 pm, #132329
THAT is pretty effective! I had stuffed my disk drive with Laffy Taffy before I figured out what was going on...
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:02 pm, #132298
Put away the sewing machine, mom... that is a costume only a bad childhood could make!


BEST - Mardi Gras costume ever


TAGS: mardi gras costume
Rating: 3.39/5

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Kii - April 17, 2009, 7:18 am, #73567
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


SOMEONES'S GOTTA CLEAN 'EM -




SPIDERPOWERS -




THIS - just ruins the x-men




FAIRY DRESS UPS - Good Fairy Bad Fairy (not necessarily in said order)




Halloween -




PEANUTS GANG - Your doing it wrong.


TAGS: schulz charlie brown peanuts costume
Rating: 2.71/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 3, 2011, 6:21 pm, #226355
Rats - you're right. I probably didn't notice because I was having issues with another Motifake I was trying to create. I'd resubmit this Motifake with the corrected spelling if there's some way I can delete the misspelled one.
Verdeckt - December 3, 2011, 7:40 am, #226350
*you're


HALLOWEEN COSTUMES - Gotta love those crotchless Zorro costumes.




NO PANTS! - This is partly why ninjas are not allowed to drink anymore. This and Hiroshima.


TAGS: cost1089
Rating: 1.98/5

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Accuracy -




Suspicions -




Affluence -


TAGS: never ask the cost motifayk
Rating: 5/5
Thedge - October 28, 2014, 9:46 pm, #257469
Wow, this one is much better than that other guy's ! Booted off-line, eh?


affluence -


TAGS: never ask the cost motifayk
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - October 29, 2014, 8:58 am, #257477
I’ve not asked the price for better stuff than that, but go ahead and cash in this 5L anyway
Thedge - October 28, 2014, 9:48 pm, #257470
Good image, good use of the quote, IMHO.


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